Anal sex is apparently getting more popular these days with more people indulging in it. And talking about it!
However popular it is or no matter who is doing it, you might not be as thrilled about having sex this way. Even if the raving reviews or reading all the proper information (Pros and cons) doesn’t do it. Or you’re simply not ready for it, or, you’ve tried it before and just didn’t like it, then here are some ways to smoothly get out of having anal sex.
Often there is pressure from the guy. He really wants to have some rectal love because he doesn’t want to be left out, or his ex enjoyed it and he’s pretty sure you will too. So you’re afraid of disappointing him or pushing him away, but always remember that anyone you have sex with is your choice and so are the ways of having it!
Ok, lucky for you, there are a few clever things you can say to shut that down!
But before we get into it, it has to be stated that you have every right not to indulge in anal sex if doesn’t appeal to you. It’s still considered non-essential being a fairly new ‘genre’ of sex. It might be a privilege to let him have it, but if you’re not up to it, use one of these brilliant excuses to let him down easy…
- “I’m bloated.” – Nobody wants to get it on with someone who’s belly is supposedly full of food and even worse… gas.
- “You’re too big honey…” – Sweetly tell him that it’s hard enough to take him up in your vagina and so your
little cherry rosebud just won’t be able to handle it. He’ll walk away feeling very gifted.
- You’re backed up – You do need clear entrails to make anal sex happen. Just tell him your ‘trains are backed up at the station’ Problem solved.
- It’s going to be his birthday present – This will get you anal sex-free for at least 364 days a year. It will also make it exciting for him and give you ample time to prepare for it mentally.
- You’re saving it for marriage – This is a perfect way to save your virgin butt from men you are just casually dating. (And maybe even get him to propose too, if you really like him.)
- Bleeding Heart – One risk of having anal sex is your thin rectum lining which can easily break .Lie slickly and tell him that the last time you did it there was a murder scene and it freaked everyone out. If he thinks he’s a pro and he won’t let that happen just blandly tell him you’ve got hemorrhoids!
- “I have a birth defect.” – He’ll probably cringe when you mention that. It sounds like a medical mess that he really doesn’t need to know about.
- You ate some bad food – This is an instant a buzz kill. Tell him you had Indian or Mexican, and it’s not really going well for you. He probably won’t have a response from that gruesome mental image.
- “I have lube allergy.” – This will only work if you don’t use lube. Tell him your genitalia is highly sensitive and can’t stand any type of lube, and your gynae warned you to steer clear from it. No lube, no anal sex. It’s genius if you can sell it.
- Give him a blowjob. – When he starts asking about anal, go down on him. The blood rush to his penis will make him forget what he asked.
- Or you could just say “NO” – Simple and straight to the point!
If he‘s still fixated on the idea, and gives you an ultimatum, then you have a bigger problem on your hands than you thought. That should be a deal breaker. Remember, your arse, your rules.
