For most women, the Bro code is simply stupid. Not only does it encourage immaturity but also misogyny by diminishing women. If you’re hooking up with a guy and he mentions the bro code with an hint of sincerity, take that as a red flag that screams, “I don’t respect women! I love beer! I am freaking afraid of intimacy and am a mommas boy!” But what is the bro code before for those who have no idea?
Bro code is simply the acceptable code of behavior and among dudes. In a recent edition, Barney Stinson, the author of The Bro Code offers intriguing perception on what the bro code is, what it stands for and what it represents. There are a plethora of hilarious views and opinions that you will find in this book which are deemed to help understand what this code is all about. But why is this important to women and every girl? Well, it’s pretty simple, to relate with men, you need to understand how they think and how they work. How do you know as a girl that your guy is into the bro code, ditch him and stop wasting time or even change him? The secret is amazingly simple; know and understand the 7 things that every woman should know about bro code. This way, you can not only protect yourself but also the ones you love:
Not familiar with the rulebook known as the bro code? Here is what you need to know.
1. The bro code is not and was never intended to be shared with women. If such was the case, we would simply rip apart the bro code and make out bros take out the garbage. Why is this? The bro code is just dumb and idiotic and was simply created for mature men who refer to each other as Brose!
2. It is a fact that bros only believe in the Bro code when its convenient for them. One of the fundamental rules of the bro code is that bros are not supposed to hook up with another bro’s ex let alone have the same crush. However, this rule only serves time and situation. In instances where the girl is hot, the bro code is broken faster that you can ever imagine.
3. It is also 100% true that bros will actually call dibs on the opportunity to talk to a woman first. This is similar to how boys fight over shotgun or a car. But why is this the case? Well, it is a fact that bros known each other in and out. As such, each of them can be able to compare himself to their friends let say based on how attractive they are. Therefore, in instances where the less attractive bro calls the dibs first, the more handsome bro will actually allow his unattractive friend to make the move since he knows fully well that he is bound to fail. In fact, he will even offer to give him a wingman move.
4. The term bro code was popularized by no other than Barney Stinson, the hilariously funny and witty character on How I Met Your Mother. The book by the self confessed sex-addict is available at your local bookstore . You can even get an audiobook for the same!
5. “Bros before hos” is a euphenism that stands or insinuates that men’s allegiance for friendship over women. However, its synecdoche which is “chicks before dicks” is just unacceptable and not a fair equivalent. Apparently, all men would say that they have dicks while a few women would say that they’re hos. This makes you wonder how men get away with such uttering such crap out loud?
6. Most of the bro code rules which unrelates to women tend to involve beer. Some of these rules include but are not limited to not drinking the last beer, grabbing a beer for their bros when they go to get their own beer and not letting their beer get warm. However, what such bros don’t understand is the unattractive nature of bros in beer commercials and who abide to these rules.
7. Without shunning the cock-block, bro code simply doesn’t exist. If dudes cannot simply stick to the ten commandments, how do you expect them to pass an opportunity to have fun with a gorgeous woman his friend dated years ago?
